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@Douchekevin: Wife said she was 'retaining water' and I said I'd wondered who drained the swimming pool.

Been 4 days and I'm still hiding in the attic

Wife said she was ‘retaining water’ and I said I’d wondered who drained the swimming pool.

Been 4 days and I’m still hiding in the attic

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