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@SteveSuckington: *Wife screams*

"THERES A RACCOON IN THE HOUSE. GET IT OUT"

*I approach, raccoon cracks it's knuckles. I turn around*

"It's his house now"

*Wife screams*

“THERES A RACCOON IN THE HOUSE. GET IT OUT”

*I approach, raccoon cracks it’s knuckles. I turn around*

“It’s his house now”

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