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@PJTLynch: *wife sees me crying*
Her: What's going on?
Me: The kids gave me this
*holds up Dad Is #1 mug*
W: That's sweet
H: Sweet? They think I'm pee!

*wife sees me crying*
Her: What’s going on?
Me: The kids gave me this
*holds up Dad Is #1 mug*
W: That’s sweet
H: Sweet? They think I’m pee!

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