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@murrman5: *wife sees me grab emergency kit from trunk after getting a flat tire*
calm down brent just call a tow tru*I'm already shooting flare gun*

*wife sees me grab emergency kit from trunk after getting a flat tire*
calm down brent just call a tow tru*I’m already shooting flare gun*

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