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@cepheusjackson: WIFE: Shouldn't you be at work?

ME: I took care of it.

BOSS: [to the cardboard cutout of Shaq with my face glued on it]
Nice work today.

WIFE: Shouldn’t you be at work?

ME: I took care of it. 

BOSS: [to the cardboard cutout of Shaq with my face glued on it] 
Nice work today.

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