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@Brianhopecomedy: *wife stares at me*

*I stare at her*

*she frowns*

*I smile*

"You didn't notice my new-"

"NICE HAIRCUT AND GLASSES."

"Dress."

*wife stares at me*

*I stare at her*

*she frowns*

*I smile*

“You didn’t notice my new-”

“NICE HAIRCUT AND GLASSES.”

“Dress.”

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