@daddyville: Wife still out of town. I'm afraid if I order Dominos again they will call child services.
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@Deurb1: She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing.
@praisecheese: Me: I've invested heavily in hedgehog funds. You: I think you mean hedge funds. *opens door to roomful of hedgehogs* Me: Nope.
@WilliamRodgers: FUN FACT: Bears hibernate in the winter just to get away from Christmas music...