@daddyville: Wife still out of town. I'm afraid if I order Dominos again they will call child services.
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@daemonic3: My wife hates it when I say "You are just like your mother!" Actually, she hates it when I say *anything* during sex.
@patnspankme: This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer
@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
@pittdave13: For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in