@daddyville: Wife still out of town. I'm afraid if I order Dominos again they will call child services.
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@KentWGraham: My wife and I trade off on bathroom cleaning. She avoids it one weekend, I avoid it the next.
@UnfilteredMama: Toddler: *babbling nonsense* Me: Ok, got it! Narrator: But she did not “got it” And this would make the toddler very angry.