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@GoodZiIIa: wife: the car battery is dead and i'm gonna be late for work. can you jump it for me?

me: [punching car battery] you like making my wife late?

wife: the car battery is dead and i’m gonna be late for work. can you jump it for me?

me: [punching car battery] you like making my wife late?

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