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@squirrel74wkgn: Wife: The kid was holding a sparkler.

Me: ...I thought her arm was on fire.

Wife: You hosed her down for 9 minutes.

Wife: The kid was holding a sparkler.

Me: …I thought her arm was on fire.

Wife: You hosed her down for 9 minutes.

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