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@captainkalvis: WIFE: the kitchen is burning to the ground! we have to call the fire marshall!

ME [to the fire]: MARSHALL! STOP BURNING MY KITCHEN

WIFE: the kitchen is burning to the ground! we have to call the fire marshall! 

ME [to the fire]: MARSHALL! STOP BURNING MY KITCHEN

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