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@_The_Man__: Wife: the library called about an overdue book
*eye my copy of Outlandish Excuses for Everyday Life*
"Tell them I died in the moon wars"

Wife: the library called about an overdue book
*eye my copy of Outlandish Excuses for Everyday Life*
“Tell them I died in the moon wars”

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