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@Jeffwni: Wife: There's a spider in the kids' bedroom
Me: I'll take care of it
*raises spider like one of my own*
*has a little cry when it graduates*

Wife: There’s a spider in the kids’ bedroom
Me: I’ll take care of it
*raises spider like one of my own*
*has a little cry when it graduates*

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