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@TwatWaffler69: Wife: "they're disgusting, they carry diseases, they eat garbage!"

Me: are we talking about your parents, raccoons, or the kids?

Wife: “they’re disgusting, they carry diseases, they eat garbage!”

Me: are we talking about your parents, raccoons, or the kids?

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