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@stephenjmolloy: Wife: "Tony is coming round"

Me: "Charity collector Tony or Mafia boss Tony?"

Tony: "I'm here for the money."

*DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER*

Wife: “Tony is coming round”

Me: “Charity collector Tony or Mafia boss Tony?”

Tony: “I’m here for the money.”

*DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER*

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