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@Thynebear: [wife walks in on me showering]
"Why are you wearing swim trunks?"
No reason.
[she glares at me]
SO MY TEMPORARY TATTOOS DON'T COME OFF OKAY

[wife walks in on me showering]
“Why are you wearing swim trunks?”
No reason.
[she glares at me]
SO MY TEMPORARY TATTOOS DON’T COME OFF OKAY

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