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@alfageeek: Wife: We don't have anything planned today…
Me: Cool!
Wife: …so I was thinking we should…
Me: (dammit)

Wife: We don’t have anything planned today…
Me: Cool!
Wife: …so I was thinking we should…
Me: (dammit)

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