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@dshack8: Wife: We get 1 "cheat meal" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want?
Me: The waitress.

…And that’s why I’m not getting laid tonight.

Wife: We get 1 “cheat meal” on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want?
Me: The waitress.
   
…And that’s why I’m not getting laid tonight.

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