@ArfMeasures: WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic
THERAPIST [to me] Is that right?
ME: No. It should be fewer arguments
![WIFE: We’d have less arguments if he wasn’t so pedantic
THERAPIST [to me] Is that right?
ME: No. It should be fewer arguments](/cache/93421.jpg)
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