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@ArfMeasures: WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic

THERAPIST [to me] Is that right?

ME: No. It should be fewer arguments

WIFE: We’d have less arguments if he wasn’t so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments
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