@jergarl: Wife: What ARE you doing?
Me: [pelvic thrusting around the kitchen] Gettin jiggy wit it what's it look like?
W: Making the dog nervous.
![Wife: What ARE you doing?
Me: [pelvic thrusting around the kitchen] Gettin jiggy wit it what’s it look like?
W: Making the dog nervous.](/cache/94410.jpg)
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