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@eggnook: Wife: What are you gonna do today?
Me: Shower.
W: ...what else?
M: Make a new iTunes playlist.
W: Wow.
M: Might not have time for a shower.

Wife: What are you gonna do today?
Me: Shower.
W: …what else?
M: Make a new iTunes playlist.
W: Wow.
M: Might not have time for a shower.

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