Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@TheBoydP: Wife: What do you think our song is?

Me: I'd have to say "Happy Birthday". It's the song we've sung together the most.

Wife: Idiot...

Wife: What do you think our song is?

Me: I’d have to say “Happy Birthday”. It’s the song we’ve sung together the most. 

Wife: Idiot…

COMMENTS