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@KeetPotato: wife: "what on earth are you doing?"
me: "making a penguin"
wife: "that's a pigeon"
me: [opening freezer door] "not for long"

wife: “what on earth are you doing?”
me: “making a penguin”
wife: “that’s a pigeon”
me: [opening freezer door] “not for long”

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