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@iwearaonesie: wife: What's wrong?
me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing

wife: What’s wrong?
me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn’t give me any brown crayons] Nothing

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