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@jergarl: Wife: Whatya doin?
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my résumé
W: You mean Plumber?
M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?

Wife: Whatya doin?
Me: I fixed the toilet so I’m adding Potty Fixer to my résumé 
W: You mean Plumber?
M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?

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