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@david8hughes: Wife: where's the baby?
Me: up on the roof
Wife: THE ROOF?
Me: relax. He's got sunscreen on

Wife: where’s the baby?
Me: up on the roof
Wife: THE ROOF?
Me: relax. He’s got sunscreen on

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