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@dafloydsta: WIFE: Where's the dog?

*flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer*

ME: I let him outside.

WIFE: Where’s the dog?

*flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer*

ME: I let him outside.

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