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@onion_an: Wife: Who is it?

Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it's now illegal to fake throw a ball

Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]

Wife: Who is it?

Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it’s now illegal to fake throw a ball

Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]

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