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@dtee83: Wife: Who is the prettiest of my friends?
Me: your mother, why?
W: Stop acting like you're 12.
M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Wife: Who is the prettiest of my friends? 
Me: your mother, why?
W: Stop acting like you’re 12. 
M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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