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@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: Who wrote “WHERE ARE THE BANDAIDS” in blood on the bathroom mirror?
Me: *duct tape around my index finger* Sounds like we have a poltergeist. By the way, where are the bandaids in case it comes back?