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@shawnspree: Wife: Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant?

Wife: What's wrong with you?

*damn you webMD, damn you.

Wife: Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you’re pregnant? 

Wife: What’s wrong with you?

*damn you webMD, damn you.

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