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@iwearaonesie: wife: Why don't we run through the parking lot?
me [laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me] Because it's dangerous

wife: Why don’t we run through the parking lot?
me [laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me] Because it’s dangerous

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