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@iwearaonesie: wife: Why is 9 crying?
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet
wife: But we're at a water park
me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

wife: Why is 9 crying?
me: Because it’s raining and he’s getting wet
wife: But we’re at a water park
me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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