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@iwearaonesie: wife: Why was that guy yelling at you?
[flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign]
me [with a mouthful of cheese samples] No idea

wife: Why was that guy yelling at you?
[flashback to me ignoring the “one per customer” sign]
me [with a mouthful of cheese samples] No idea

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