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@garrettbarry70: Wife. Would you cut the label off my dress.

Me. Sure *Snip* There you go.

Wife. Thanks.

Me. No problem.

*Kicks pony tail under bed.

Wife. Would you cut the label off my dress. 

Me. Sure *Snip* There you go. 

Wife. Thanks. 

Me. No problem. 

*Kicks pony tail under bed.

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