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@iwearaonesie: wife: Would you ever want an open marriage?

me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they'd have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah

wife: Would you ever want an open marriage?

me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they’d have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah

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