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@PJTLynch: Wife: Wow, I'm tired
Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner
[Five minutes later]
Me: Honey, I think we're out of..."oven"?

Wife: Wow, I’m tired
Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I’ll make dinner
[Five minutes later]
Me: Honey, I think we’re out of…”oven”?

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