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@ArfMeasures: WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore
ME: Why not?
W: They weren't our kids
M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?

WIFE: You can’t tell kids they’re grounded anymore
ME: Why not?
W: They weren’t our kids
M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?

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