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@AmericanGent69: Wife: You clearly have a favorite child by the way you named them.
Me: Not true. I love both equally.
Mary: Thanks Dad
Mistake: I hate you

Wife: You clearly have a favorite child by the way you named them. 
Me: Not true. I love both equally. 
Mary: Thanks Dad
Mistake: I hate you

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