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@ArfMeasures: WIFE: You forgot my birthday again didn't you?

ME: [putting wrapping paper round the cat] Goddammit, I told you not to turn round yet Janet

WIFE: You forgot my birthday again didn’t you?

ME: [putting wrapping paper round the cat] Goddammit, I told you not to turn round yet Janet

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