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@thenatewolf: WIFE: You kept screaming “no, no, no, no, no” in your sleep. What were you dreaming about?

ME: a well balanced diet and exercise

WIFE: You kept screaming “no, no, no, no, no” in your sleep. What were you dreaming about?

ME: a well balanced diet and exercise

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