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@sofarrsogud: WIFE: You know Hogwarts isn't real? It's just part of series of fantasy novels.

ME: *chasing an owl around my garden*
WHATEVER MUGGLE!!!

WIFE: You know Hogwarts isn’t real? It’s just part of series of fantasy novels. 

ME: *chasing an owl around my garden* 
WHATEVER MUGGLE!!!

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