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@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: You only half-listen to me. You're in a boatload of trouble.

Me: Yes, let's buy a boat.

Wife: You only half-listen to me. You’re in a boatload of trouble.

Me: Yes, let’s buy a boat.

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