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@ArfMeasures: Wife: You should've written your best man speech
Me: Relax I can freestyle

[Wedding]
Me: On Dave and Sarah's big day, I'd like to
Dave *whispers in my ear*
Me: On Dave and Rebecca's big day

Wife: You should’ve written your best man speech
Me: Relax I can freestyle

[Wedding]
Me: On Dave and Sarah’s big day, I’d like to
Dave *whispers in my ear*
Me: On Dave and Rebecca’s big day

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