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@AmericanGent69: Wife: You won’t believe this...
Me: *steadies eyes*
Wife: So you know Frank my co-worker from accounting...
Me: *narrows eyes*
Wife: ...well he asked about my marriage...
Me: *squints*
Wife: He was flirting...
Me: *eyes close completely*
Wife: Now don’t get mad
Me: *snoring*

Wife: You won’t believe this…
Me: *steadies eyes*
Wife: So you know Frank my co-worker from accounting…
Me: *narrows eyes*
Wife: …well he asked about my marriage…
Me: *squints*
Wife: He was flirting…
Me: *eyes close completely*
Wife: Now don’t get mad
Me: *snoring*

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