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@AmericanGent69: Wife: You'll never guess what I got you for your birthday.
Me: A 3-way with your sister?
Wife: *storms out
Me: omg did I ruin the surprise?

Wife: You’ll never guess what I got you for your birthday. 
Me: A 3-way with your sister?
Wife: *storms out
Me: omg did I ruin the surprise?

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