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@ceejoyner: wife: you're listening to too much theatrical heavy metal
Me: behold! The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us

wife: you’re listening to too much theatrical heavy metal 
Me: behold! The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us

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