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@notalogin: Wife: You're shirtless?
*nods*
W: And covered in...oil?
-Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?
W: Listen. You never listen.
-Oh

Wife: You’re shirtless?
*nods*
W: And covered in…oil?
-Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?
W: Listen. You never listen.
-Oh

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