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@TheSchnizzy: Wife: you're so damn forgetful!

M: oh nonsense!

W: ok, did you get the cat food?

M: WE HAVE A CAT??

Wife:  you’re so damn forgetful! 

M: oh nonsense!

W: ok, did you get the cat food?

M: WE HAVE A CAT??

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