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@jergarl: Wife:Did you take ambien last night?

Me: *recalls riding a unicorn that's on fire*
No, why?

W:The dog's wearing a saddle and she's orange.

Wife:Did you take ambien last night?

Me: *recalls riding a unicorn that’s on fire*
No, why?

W:The dog’s wearing a saddle and she’s orange.

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