@WetzelGeek: Wifey put some girly glitter soap in the bathroom. This morning I look like I either just came from the strip club, or showered with Ke$ha.
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@TylerLinkin: Paris Hilton’s chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast.
@lloydrang: By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with.
@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.